And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
