She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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