Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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