Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
why didn't you poke me back
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
