How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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