Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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