Buhtt sex?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
If I die, sorry about rent.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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