North Korea, Best Korea!
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
he had hair everywhere except his balls
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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