She just used a chaser for red wine.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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