That's intense
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
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shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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