Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I did not marry a roomba.
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