i can't believe i had my finger in that
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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