He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Let's paint friendship bongs
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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