Define "chronic" masturbator.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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