why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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