this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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