i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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