Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Are my feet made of real feet?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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