I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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