Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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