just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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