remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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