Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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