i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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