Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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