the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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