You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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