found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Text me some of your sweat
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