she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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