he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
wow bdsm is so cute
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
