I like to think it a success when the cops are called
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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