Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
And then my night got REAL pukey
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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