That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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