Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
It's just like the Real World with babies
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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