dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
if i died would you start the facebook group?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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