Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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