? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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