am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I would fuck him just for his dog
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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