Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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