I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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