okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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