Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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