OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I wish i was in the wii world.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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