walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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