oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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