p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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