How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Please don't give away my fajitas
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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