fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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