508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
