Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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