This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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