is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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