your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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