We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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