i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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