I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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