marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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